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Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us...
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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:
"I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? ... Read On »
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For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the ... Read On »
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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just hea ... Read On »
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An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
First, she wa ... Read On »
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied ... Read On »
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When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.
When you are older, you will settle for being the master of ... Read On »
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A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, having a little chat.
"How are you, Tom?" asked Marvin.
"I'm not feeling wel ... Read On »
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up.
While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him,
"So how has life been treating ... Read On »
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A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her ... Read On »
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