Organ jokes

Category: Instrument Jokes


Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?
A: They are always longing for another stop.

Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?
A: Because they rarely strike the same place twice.

Q: What do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat miner.

Q: What do you get if you drop an organ on an army base?
A: A flat major.

Q: Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
A: It makes a louder noise, when you drop it off a cliff.

Q: Why was the organ invented?
A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

Q: What does a German Hammond organist do in his life's most tender moments?
A: He puts his Leslie on "slow".The organ is the instrument of worship for in its sounding we sense the majesty of God and in its ending we know the Grace of God.


Bagpipe jokes


Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.

Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're s ... Read On »

Clarinet jokes


Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A ... Read On »

Which drummer?


There's a five pound note on the floor.
Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?
Th ... Read On »

Looking to buy


A man walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremol ... Read On »

English horn jokes


Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?
A: One is far more painful to your ears.

Q: What's the name of ... Read On »

Flute jokes


Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other ... Read On »

Harmonica jokes


Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I've been arrested th ... Read On »

Organ jokes


Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?
A: They are always longing for another stop.

Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning? ... Read On »

Piano jokes


Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.

Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam rolle ... Read On »

That was no piccolo


Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other,
"Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"

The other replies, "That ... Read On »

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