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Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We're s ... Read On »
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Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?
A ... Read On »
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There's a five pound note on the floor.
Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?
Th ... Read On »
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A man walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremol ... Read On »
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Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?
A: One is far more painful to your ears.
Q: What's the name of ... Read On »
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Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other ... Read On »
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Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I've been arrested th ... Read On »
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Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?
A: They are always longing for another stop.
Q: Why are a organist's fingers like lightning?
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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam rolle ... Read On »
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Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other,
"Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
The other replies, "That ... Read On »
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